Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Some Stupid People
|A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...