How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...