A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
Bird jokes 01
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The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
The problems with golf
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How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
Ant and a grasshopper
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