Eat the watermelons
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Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
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200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
A man is almost about to die
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