Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Dating Young Women
A single man in his 40′s often has a problem finding women at his...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Would you define OCR?
|OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them...
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...