Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...