Darwin Awards- 1999
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Best advice possible
Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
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Doctor’s Notes 7
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Lawyers on a flight
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Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...