An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon…
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
Lawyers arrive in Japan
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....