Real Mothers…
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What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
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GIRL’S CONFESSION
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OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...