Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Bragging about Japan
|There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last...
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!