I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Three is equal to four
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Scale A Fence
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So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
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What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...