The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
How do you tell if you are in a gay church?
How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...