Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary…
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...