The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Idiots on the computer
|Any time you feel dumb, don’t worry. Check out the following excerpts from a...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Who Enjoys Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument...
Golfing with an older man
|A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...