Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...