Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Ebonics Christmas
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’...
Foul Play?
Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it...
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...
Someone died playing golf
|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
An organization that makes men fear marriage
|The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in...