Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...