Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Buy machine factory
|An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania....
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Science alert
Science alertScientists have just discovered something that cando the work of five men: a...
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 “J” STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...