Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
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Women Drivers!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!