Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...