Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Real advertisements 05
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Wanted....
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...