Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
I often feel guilty
|Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...