Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...