The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...