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A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
God and Gay People
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Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
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California Crazy Law
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