Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...