A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
|10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He’s...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...