The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...