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The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
Knock Knock Wannup
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Wedding Anniversary
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Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
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Will I live any longer?
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Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
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Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...