yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...