Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Were you ever arrested?
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Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with…
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...