People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow:...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...