Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...