A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel…
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Shopping for goods
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!