Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
A Blonde At Sea!
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life...
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...