Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?So men can understand them.
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...