Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Seventeenth Chapter
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week....