Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.