Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy
Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders”...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
Advice From Mom
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher…
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...