The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...