Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...