Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
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A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
tough mosquito
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Commanding the dumb
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Definition of Programmer
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Trial Of The Century
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OLD NEVER DIES 7
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Doctor’s Notes 7
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...