Investigating a terrible accident
|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a...
Kids tough question
|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father:...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...