A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Short Reindeer Jokes
|What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you...
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road…
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...