5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Some possible computer bumper stickers
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The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
How do you tell if you are in a gay church?
How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...