Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...