The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...