Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....