Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...