To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
A lusty camel
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out...
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...