Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.