Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!