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Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Did Santa Give You That Present?
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Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
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Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...