Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt…
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came...
Help me…I’m hooked!
Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...