Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Mega moron awards
|MEGA MORON AWARDS Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...