Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
Internet can get worse
|Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...