Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader