Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...