How to Annoy People at Work
How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...