Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Purchasing power of burgers
|Cologne, May 27 dpa – The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
During a recent publicity outing…
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...