Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Inspecting the truck
|A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave...
Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”