Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...