Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap